12:4 - The Black Cat
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That Show F*cked Me Up! Feb 22, 2024
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BONUS: Wrapping-up AHS CovenThis long season is finally over, but before that: LETS WRAP-UP AHS COVEN and talk about witches/brujas/curanderas. Also, can we all agree that women throughout history have been labeled witches for not fitting the status quo? I think that if I had existed in the 1800s, I would have def been burned at the stake for just existing. Sources: Salem Witch Trials: www.history.com/topics/colonial-america/salem-witch-trials LegalToday article: www.legaltoday.com/opinion/articulos-de-opinion/maria-sabina-la-curandera-mexicana-a-la-que-cela-ejecuto-en-la-horca-2021-02-17/ Luz Media: luzmedia.co/maria-sabina Seeking the Magic Mushroom: www.trippingly.net/lsd/2018/5/14/seeking-the-magic-mushroom Aug 01, 202456:3213:13 - The Seven WondersThe girlies perform the Seven Wonders test, and not all survive... But at least they got a caviar dinner! And Stevie Nicks for some weird reason records a whole music video, but that wasn't as cool. Oh, and most importantly, the new Supreme is unveiled this episode, and I think you will be pleasantly surprised by who it is! Jul 25, 202401:02:1213:12 - Go to HellA lot of people are sent right to hell in this episode and honestly it's kind of poetic (kind of... Not all the times). Also, my favorite couple is having a romantic spat, and it's driving me CRAZY. Just kiss and make up already! Hope you enjoy your visit to hell this episode. Reminder to be a good person so you don't have to spent eternity doing something you hate. Just an fyi. Jul 18, 202401:10:1913:11 - Protect the CovenThe unlikely iconic duo of Fiona and Marie Laveau join forces during their sit down with the witch hunters and they look fabulously chic. Such classy ladies! The negotiation? Oh, that doesn't go so well... For the other guys. Jul 11, 202401:13:0613:10 - The Magical Delights of Stevie NicksStevie Nicks?! Yes! The real Stevie Nicks! I didn't know AHS had Stevie Nicks money, or maybe she donated her services as the White Witch. Nonetheless, we stan! What happens in this episode? Oh well: discovering betrayal, spells with mice, daughter depreciation, murder, and attempted murder. LITERALLY, the usual. Have a blast! Or a blitz attack, whichever you prefer. Jun 27, 202401:07:2913:9 - HeadIn this episode, we get to see a body without its head and a head without its body. Both experiences were very unpleasant. Also, sight is restored to the girlypop/Fiona's greatest disappointment: Cordelia. However, the only way to bring her vision back was by shutting the eyes of two other individuals- Forever. So pretty normal episode for AHS, if I am being honest. Jun 20, 202401:11:3013:8 - The Sacred TakingIn this episode, the coven does a sacred ritual to induce a self-killing. Does it work? Well, give it a listen to find out! Jun 13, 202401:04:0813:7 - The DeadIn this episode, the dead reunite and they have intercourse? Also, a used-to-be-ghost bags the baddest Supreme in town? Basically, this episode has a lot of sex and a couple of revelations. Oh, and one death! Epic! Jun 06, 202401:16:2813:6 - The Axeman ComethThe Axeman came to the witch house, saw, and left. How long did all that take? You will have to listen to the episode to find out! I also talk about the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef? I had no idea I felt so much passion towards that topic... Who knew?! May 30, 202401:09:5013:5 - Burn, Witch, Burn! I still don't think it makes sense for the witch laws to include burning at the stake as one of their penalties... Like how are you going to choose the same method of death that the Puritans persecuted you with? Self hatred much? Yikes! Hope you enjoy! May 23, 202401:11:0413:4 - Fearful Pranks EnsueThe Council is in town and they don't care about Queenie's assault or about Cordelia going to visit Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen. They care that the pretty, white, rich witch is missing. Where is Madison?! We know, but some of the witches don't. Will they find out this episode, who knows? Stay tuned. May 16, 202401:14:3313:3 - The ReplacementsGetting old? Sucks. Feeling like you're getting replaced by someone younger, and prettier, and snobbier than you? Awful. All good things gotta come to an end. Good thing that the only replacement Fiona needed was a new rug. What happened to the old one? Don't ask. May 09, 202401:14:0213:2 - Boy PartsZoe and Madison are living every teenage girl's dream by creating the perfect man. We all played those computer games that let you create your avatar and that is basically what they are doing. We gotta stan. Hope you enjoy episode 2 of Coven! Stay witchy! May 02, 202401:10:5513:1 - Bitchcraft (AHS: COVEN)THE WITCHES ARE BACK, BABY! And the bitchcraft has now commenced, sisters. This season is full of spells, coven rivalries, witty remarks, and a whole bunch of burning at the stake! My favorite. After the witches left Salem, they made their way to New Orleans, and the witches love a good NOLA party, and so do I! Apr 25, 202401:13:33BONUS: Wrapping up "The Fall of the House of Usher"In this wrap-up episode, I rank the Usher children from HORRIBLE to DECENT, I share why I think most of them were sexual deviants, I discuss Egyptian lore throughout the show, and I touch upon Usher (the singer/dancer), and making deals with the Devil. Just a silly little episode. Hosted by the silliest of girls. Mar 28, 202459:4912:8 - The RavenThe Raven is back to claim what is rightfully hers: the Usher bloodline. Please make sure you know what the word "bloodline" entails next time you seal a deal with a nice cognac. Enjoy the final episode of the show! Come back next week for the wrap-up episode. Mar 21, 202401:43:3712:7 - The Pit and the PendulumWho would have thought that a pendulum might cause someone's death? Not me, but I'm glad for it. Good riddance, dentist... Mar 14, 202401:32:3612:6 - GoldbugIt's finally here! The Goldbug launch and Tammy- Well, Tammy hasn't slept in I don't know how long... But she'll be getting that eternal sleep soon. Very soon. Until then, I hope you have a good time giving this episode a listen! Mar 07, 202401:31:4512:5 - The Tell-Tale HeartVictorine has lost her marbles! Even more than before! The 4th and final bastard baby has gone home to meet her maker: the Devil! She's in hell, but I bet she still hear that heart thumping under the wooden floors. Feb 29, 202401:32:5512:4 - The Black CatDisclaimer: One of the audio clips that I recorded for this episode has horrible feedback. Oops. Sorry, f*cked-up fam! I promise I will do better. I honestly think I forgot to plug in my mic... But we are going to make this work! If you own a black cat with a missing eye, I recommend that you stay as far away from this episode as possible. I don't want to traumatize another individual. For those that I have already traumatized, my most sincere apologies. Yikes! For all of you that are cat-less or pussy-less as Napoleon like to say, hope you have a good one! Feb 22, 202401:40:4712:3 - Murder in the Rue MorgueThis Morgue is BANANAS B A N A N A S! In this episode, the chimps fight back for their rights, which leads to another Usher casualty. Thank God the chimps are more likeable than the Usher's! Hope y'all have a ball! Feb 15, 202401:38:2112:2 - The Masque of the Red DeathTRIGGER WARNING! This episode gets a little steamy- Both literally and metaphorically. Oh, and I've got a spoiler for you: Midnight Orgy Malfunction. That's it. Please don't say I didn't warn you. You might need therapy after this. Just a heads up!Feb 08, 202402:08:5712:1 - A Midnight Dreary (THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER) AND WE'RE BACK, BABY! Season 12! Woot woot! This season we are going back to basics: a Mike Flanagan show- Of course! What's better than that?! Oh, let me tell you: a show where Mike Flanagan puts his on spin on Edgar Allan Poe (THE GOAT) classics! I am so excited to cover this show! Hope you are as excited to listen to me rant about this show that f*cked me up (in a good way). We're in for some surprises and several jump scares! And we get to see our favorite ensemble back together. Love this for us! Go give this podcast a listen and become part of the f*cked up fam! Feb 01, 202401:39:19BONUS: Wrapping Up Skins UK (Season 1) We have made it to the end of Season 11, b*tches. Pass over the skins so we can roll ourselves a cigarette to destress after this very stressful (but delightful) first season of the 1st gen. We talk about the impact that this show had when it first came out back in 2007, and the impact it continues to have 17 years later. We also have a very SPECIAL GUEST come on and we talk about how Skins shaped our teenage years. Here are the sources for the articles/videos I referenced: How we made Skins15 Years Ago, Skins Broke New Ground for Teen DramasThe Face Article Skins Series 1 TrailerRemember that I will take a couple weeks hiatus to prepare for Season 12! xoxoJan 04, 202401:17:0011:9 - FinaleIt's Anwar's birthday, b!tches! There will be disco music, amazing food, a fight, and some resolution on a very important friendship. Also, Sid's wearing that ugly ass sweater again (it's probably dirty too) and Cassie is making her last grand escape. Lastly, there is a parallel to an infamous Mean Girls scene and it is SO FETCH (Regina George does not think so... LOL). See you all next week for the wrap-up episode. Dec 28, 202301:07:0911:8 - EffyMy girl Effy might not be a talker, but she is f*cking insane! Also, that is a compliment. She is crazy and she is free just like Mother Lana del Rey. This episode has drugs, drugs, and more drugs. Good thing their top notch pharmaceuticals. Also, there is a plot twist like no other. It's so unexpected, it made my stomach turn. Pure evil I tell you. Dec 21, 202301:01:4911:7 - MichelleSweet Michelle and her broken heart! We see her go through all the stages of grief after ending her relationship with Tony and we also see her grief her short-lived flame with Josh. This episode also shows us how cold one can get after being hurt so many times. Don't be like Tony! Be self-aware of your mistakes and maybe- Just maybe, you won't lose out on a girl like Michelle. Dec 14, 202301:08:5311: 5 - SidSid, Sid, Sid... Stop being Tony's b!tch and get your sh!t together. Also, stop having a SpongeBob moment and write that extra credit paper- Your whole future depends on it. This episode had everything you need and want in an episode, and if I had to learn a lesson it would be to NEVER- NEVER EVER give cheek to a girl gang. Enjoy!Nov 30, 202358:4211:4 - ChrisI am shocked at how passionate I am over this episode that is based on Chris' life. There is Viagra, goldfish, slow dances, trashed houses, gravestones and more. You won't want to miss it. Nov 16, 202301:04:0011:3 - Jal In this episode, we get to learn more about Jal, her passions (CLARINET QUEEN SLAY!), and her family. I think that she would probably be described as the black sheep, but from my perspective she is the most normal one out of her family. However, I can't deny the love between her, her brothers and her father, because when it came down to it- They were all ready to throw down. Some more than others. Hope you enjoy episode 3 of Skins UK! Nov 09, 202301:03:3511:2 - Cassie Sweet little Cassie, all alone surrounded by sharks. The easiest of preys... Thank God for the Alans of the world. Hope you enjoy the episode and all my crazy banter! Nov 02, 202301:03:1611:1 - Tony (SKINS UK 1ST GEN)In this episode we get to meet the iconic and equally charming character of Tony played by Nicholas Hoult. Is he a complicated character? Not really… He is just a manipulative a-hole. Oh, and he is also very h*rny, as most 16 year old boys are. Hope you enjoy the 1st episide of Season 11! Oct 26, 202301:17:57BONUS - Wrapping up "Sharp Objects"Lil episode to wrap up season 10! Oh, and I also announce which show I will be covering in Season 11. See you in a couple of weeks. Kisses. References: All the hints that Amma was the killer Munchausen by proxyMunchausen By Proxy - Interview with Victim Author Julie GregoryInside Skylar Neese’s Murder At The Hands Of Her Best FriendsWhy 12-Year-Old Shanda Sharer Was Tortured And Killed By Four Teenage GirlsEvery unanswered question from the 'Sharp Objects' finale, explainedOct 04, 202301:05:4410:8 - Milk Deaths were avoided! Truths were unfolded. Innocent (?) people were incarcerated. And justice was not served. Oh, and there was a move in between all the chaos, and teeth were found in the most odd places. What else could we expect from the last episode of Sharp Objects? Believe me, not this... Sep 28, 202301:30:1010:7 - FallingThis episode has like a million traumatizing things happen and only half a heartwarming/lighthearted thing... Yikes. It's about to be a tough listen, but an interesting one indeed! Sep 21, 202301:23:0810:6 - CherryThis episode is just like the Lana Del Rey song and the lyrics show you some insight into this episode “I fall to pieces when I'm with you, I fall to pieces. My cherries and wine” except Camille prefers Vodka and Amma- Amma likes her drugs. We have some ghostly guests this episode and they have a lot to warn you about! Hope y’all like cherry pie and all the trauma associated with it! If you want to leave me a lil voice memo, here is the link: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/message Sep 14, 202301:29:3010:5 - CloserYou're getting emotional mess Marielle as the host for today's episode, but she always manages to laugh through the tears. In this episode, we went to Calhoun Day together and got to experience more levels of trauma than I expected from a historical celebration event. I do not recommend. You might run into into your local ex-football team, confederate flag loving citizens, and there might be a murder suspect in the mix. Enjoy! Voice message link: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/message Aug 31, 202301:24:0210:4 - RipeI'm sorry I smell RIPE after drinking, Mama! The alcohol is literally seeped into my skin at this point. TW for this episode: Mommy issues. You've been forewarned. To leave a cute little voice message/memo, click on the link below: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/messageAug 24, 202301:33:6010:3 - FixWhen in need of a fix? Take yourself to the doctor. Take that how you want. Hope you enjoy this super funny and tragically devastating episode. Wanna give me your thoughts on this season or give your opinion on something I said? Leave me a voice message! Here is the link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/messageAug 17, 202301:28:55BONUS: Happy Birthday Episode - GOTHIKAHappy 2nd Birthday, That Show F*cked Me Up! Hope you enjoy this very special episode! Aug 12, 202301:07:3010:2 - DirtIn this episode, we find a bit more about Wind Gap and some of it's in habitants and well- They're all mostly trash... What can we expect, right? The only thing that I can guarantee that this is a great freaking show and I hope you enjoy it just as much as I did. Wanna give me your thoughts on this season or give your opinion on something I said? Leave me a voice message! Here is the link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/messageAug 03, 202301:16:3510:1 - Vanish (SHARP OBJECTS)We're back for season 10, F*cked Up Fam! Definitely an accomplishment to celebrate so obviously I chose a TV Show that is going to emotionally wreck us for the rest of your lives! Oops, sorry- Not sorry! Hope you enjoy this season! Wanna give me your thoughts on this season or give your opinion on something I said? Leave me a voice message! Here is the link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/messageJul 27, 202301:37:41BONUS: Jury Duty RecapI LOVED THIS SHOW! Spoilers for the whole show, but I mean- Didn’t TikTok spoil this show for everyone? Another treat for the f*cked up fam before we get started with Season 10 next week! Love ya! Jul 20, 202339:27BONUS: Black Mirror Season 6 RecapIt's a bonus episode, b*tches!!! Y'all thought I wasn't gonna drop an episode this week, huh? Well, here you go! Hope you enjoy! Wanna give me your thoughts on this season or give your opinion on something I said? Leave me a voice message! Here is the link: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/message Jul 13, 202357:55BONUS: Wrapping Up "The White Lotus" Season 2Last episode of season 9 is finally here!!! In this final episode, we go over some cases that are similar to Tanya's unfortunate demise: Spouse Killer cases, and then we answer some of the lingering questions about Season 2 of The White Lotus. Stay till the very end and I'll announce which episode I'll be covering for Season 10 of "That Show F*cked Me Up!". Wanna give me your thoughts on this season or give your opinion on something I said? Leave me a voice message! Here is the link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/messageGold Digger Killers: Why Some People Kill Their Spouses for Money: https://www.aetv.com/real-crime/gold-diggers-who-killWealthy dentist Lawrence Rudolph found guilty in wife's death on 2016 African safari: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/larry-rudolph-found-guilty-in-wifes-death-on-2016-african-safari/"48 Hours" investigates the mysterious death of an Arizona woman during a hunting trip to Zambia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oRR27Bwih4The chilling true story behind 'Dirty John': https://youtu.be/Lmq_D3KP42I‘The White Lotus’: 8 Questions Season 2 Left Unanswered: https://www.tvinsider.com/gallery/the-white-lotus-season-2-questions-greg-tanya-portia-daphne/#6Unpacking Season 2: Episode 7 with Mike White | The White Lotus | HBO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5bJhYPr5k0Jul 06, 202301:14:499:7 - ArrivederciWe have gotten to the final episode of "The White Lotus" Season 2, and all I can say is Arrivederci! Take a shot! It was lovely while it lasted, but a fictional week in Italy has caused a lot of emotional damage in our lives. Sexy damage, but damage nonetheless. Hope you enjoy this super freaking long episode! And if a rich man ever invites you to his palazzo in Palermo, say " no, thank you". Ciao, my loves! Jun 29, 202301:56:479:6 - AbductionsI am not sure why this episode is called Abductions, because no one really gets abducted... Or do they? (insert eyes emoji here) Lots of things happen in this episode: potential hook-ups, queer awakenings, family reunions- Just a normal day in Italy. Jun 22, 202301:28:439:5 - That's AmoreIs this the longest episode in "That Show F*cked Me Up!" history? Absolutely. Is it a train wreck? Yup. Oh, and I also cried and shared one of my poems. Not in that order. Enjoy!Also, I kept calling Lucia "Valentina" all throughout this ep... Oops! Sorry!Jun 15, 202301:46:519:4 - In the SandboxIn the Sandbox is one of the sexiest episodes of this season! There is sex with strangers, sex with sex workers, sex with piano players (attempted). There are also lingering feelings of guilt and post-bender blues, but what can you expect when mixing business and pleasure and molly? One hell of a night! Enjoy! Jun 01, 202301:28:16
